Zombie Manor
We know all about zombies. We deal with ‘em each and every day! If you ain’t never seen a real zombie or if you have but would like to see anuther ‘un. You should take your ass down to Zombie Manor. They are without a doubt our best customer. We are fixin’ to expand our business cuase they just upped their order for more zombies. Somethin’ about their upcoming season or somethin’. Anyway they was takin’ all the zombies we caught as it was but now they want even more.
I don’t what what them boys out their at Zombie Manor have in store but I can tell ya it must be gonna be a big ‘un. So anyway if you is into that sorta thing you should check ‘em out. If youwant to avoid being bit or worse killt by a zombie you might just want to stay away.
Cooter
June 29th, 2009 at 2:57 am
Just a note of THANKS for your fantastic work! Since the weather has been heating up to the triple digits some of them zombies are just wilting and turning inot a big ol’ ball of fleshy goo…and them piles of brain matter are really starting to smell up the place something fierce.
So keep herding up them there ZOMBIES and bring ‘em over my way as soon as you can. It’s gonna be a great year this fall at ZOMBIE MANOR.
Have a great day and STAY DEAD!
Caretaker…
August 19th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I’s got’s to tel yu guys that evr sense yu been comin round hya and taken car uf bizness with these hya zombes, they gettin harderr to fined. Yu are doin a fanta… awesu… reelly gud job. Yu ar my numbr 1 zombe wragnler folks!!
August 19th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
We shore do pre shate them kind words.
Cooter
October 30th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
thats rit, thos wuz sum gret wurds by mistr edwards, cooter. an hez rit tha zombis r gitin hardr to find, tha sum biches R larning ta driv an now ther mobil. ther anit nutin wors than a zombi that nos how to driv.
RuFus