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Y’all need to check out this here video.

I know all y’all is concerned about the increase in zombie activity. Well  I’m gonna give you some tips to help see y’all thru it. If you want to stay alive you best listen up.

As with anything related to zombies in the Dallas Fort Worth area  Zombie Manor is all over it. I was out there when one of them damn zombie had the nerve to make a break for it. I still say that damn Dirty Ernie forgot to lock him up right. Oh well. He wouldn’t be the first zombie to get a little uppity.

No matter what happens with all these damn zombies poppin’ up, keep in mind that we is professionals and don’t try this at home.

We would hate to have to take you out because you done turned into a damn zombie.

Keep It Creepy,

Cooter

Our good friends over at Mullins Pinstriping have designed us one fan-freakin’-tastic logo.  I amso happy I could just spit. This way when we is out wranglin’ zombies, everyone will know we is official. I hate it when we pull up to a zombie incident and everyone is like “who is that?” and “What are those three good lookin’ guys doin’ here?”

This way they will be able to recognize we is there for business. Sure we can have a little fun too, but first things is first. We will handle up on all that zombie mess. Then we will cut loose a little. Hell we might even through back a few cold ones.

We know all about zombies. We deal with ‘em each and every day! If you ain’t never seen a real zombie or if you have but would like to see anuther ‘un. You should take your ass down to Zombie Manor. They are without a doubt our best customer. We are fixin’ to expand our business cuase they just upped their order for more zombies.  Somethin’ about their upcoming season or somethin’. Anyway they was takin’ all the zombies we caught as it was but now they want even more.

I don’t what what them boys out their at Zombie Manor have in store but I can tell ya it must be gonna be a big ‘un. So anyway if you is into that sorta thing you should check ‘em out. If youwant to avoid being bit or worse killt by a zombie you might just want to stay away.

Cooter

We have been wrangling Zombies for three generations. We have the expenc   eccperia     expance  know-how to take care of all your zombie needs.