I know all y’all is concerned about the increase in zombie activity. Well  I’m gonna give you some tips to help see y’all thru it. If you want to stay alive you best listen up.

As with anything related to zombies in the Dallas Fort Worth area  Zombie Manor is all over it. I was out there when one of them damn zombie had the nerve to make a break for it. I still say that damn Dirty Ernie forgot to lock him up right. Oh well. He wouldn’t be the first zombie to get a little uppity.

No matter what happens with all these damn zombies poppin’ up, keep in mind that we is professionals and don’t try this at home.

We would hate to have to take you out because you done turned into a damn zombie.

Keep It Creepy,

Cooter